Stop me if you’ve heard these before.
It’s Father’s Day weekend and what better time to throw out a few legendary Lame Dad Jokes. (Seriously. Somebody should throw these out.)
When a dad drives past a cow pasture: LOOK! That cow is OUT-STANDING in his field!
MOM: “How do I look?” DAD: “With your eyes.”
CASHIER: “Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?” DAD: “No, just leave it in the carton!”
Not only have lame dad jokes become a real “thing” (just Google for plenty more), here are some other fun facts about how we came to celebrate dad’s day every third Sunday in June.
Sonora Smart Dodd of Spokane, Washington, is credited with starting Father’s Day after hearing a sermon on Mother’s Day while attending church with her father.
Dodd wanted to honor her father, William Jackson Smart, a Civil War veteran who raised six children after his wife died during childbirth. The first official Father’s Day was celebrated in Spokane on June 19, 1910. Since then:
1924 – President Calvin Coolidge publicly supports plans for a national Father’s Day.
1966 – President Lyndon Johnson signs a proclamation calling for Father’s Day to be celebrated on the third Sunday of June.
1972 – President Richard Nixon signs into law a permanent recognition of Father’s Day.
Dad’s Day by the Numbers
According to the U.S. Census Bureau:
70.1 million — Estimated number of fathers across the nation in 2008, the most recent year for which data are available.
24.7 million — Number of fathers who were part of married-couple families with children younger than 18 in 2014.
1.9 million — Number of single fathers in 2014; 16 percent of single parents were men.
211,000 — Estimated number of stay-at-home dads in 2014.
According to Hallmark, Father’s Day is the fourth-largest card-sending occasion, with 72 million cards given every year. 50% of all Father’s Day cards are purchased for fathers, and almost 20% are given to husbands.
Dad’s Day Gift Ideas
Besides a card, what do you plan on giving the dads in your life? Check out these 13 Insanely Cool Father’s Day Gift Ideas we found.
Dads always like a good deal, too, so check out the insanely cool sale we have going on this weekend. This is no lame dad joke, just serious savings of 40% PLUS extra BOGO 50% off EVERYTHING on our site, now through Sunday, June 17, 2018! (And did we mention free shipping on everything, too?) Happy Father’s Day!